A - you have the worst communication skills I've ever seen in my life. Your pretentious behavior discourages teamwork and would be devastating to the team if about half of them weren't just as bad as you are. Kindly take the stick out your ass and realize that while it's a good thing that this sport has been brought to the university, it's not nearly as significant as sports people actually know/care about. And considering we never really win, there's no reason for you to act like a prick - you don't have the track record to back up the assholery.

B - it amazes me how much you beg for attention consistently. I'm wondering where you get the idea that you're awesome and that people care about your sex life. Honey, you're not that attractive, and you make it very obvious just how little you get when you consistently talk about it, especially when it's the same shit over and over. No one cares if you're a fan of having a dick in your mouth, you were still dead alone on v-day because of your shit attitude.

C - You talk way too goddamn much about nothing. Seriously, no one wants to hear you whine, bitch, and moan about the dumbest of things. We're not five, grow up and get a life. I would prefer dead silence to your incessant rambling.

D - your lack of grace makes me wonder how long you plan on putting up this facade of having a young personality. I don't think it's healthy to pretend like you're still relevant to something you should have dropped, what, years ago? I think it's time to move on and stick to a real job. What you're doing right now, well, it just isn't cute.

I believe that's all for now. Hm.

/end rant