I know way too many people here right now that I didn't know last year, who the fuck are y'all? I swear it feels like the last few nights we've been everywhere and back but I just can't remember it all. What am I doing, what am I doing? Oh yeah that's right, I'm doing me.

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05 March 2011 // ttbm: umbc students and doors
It seems to be a recurring phenomenon that UMBC students don't seem to understand basic doorway usage. Is it really that difficult to stay on the right damn side of the double doorway situation? Are you all really so goddamn lazy that you can't walk through a door that hasn't been opened within the last 3 seconds?? Bitch you're backing up traffic, get the hell out my damn way!

I was walking through the Biology building towards the Commons one night and was about to leave the door to get outside when I see this chick walking towards me from the breezeway. Because I knew she was a UMBC student with no damn sense about how doors are supposed to work.

I open my door, on the proper right side mind you, and as I saw her try to slip behind me to get through the door I just opened I stood there, like the bitch I am. The ho almost ran me down trying to give me the stink eye. I looked the bitch dead in the face and said "There's a door right in front of you, dumb fuck. Open that shit and move on with your life."

I see this happening so much that I felt the need to write the basic guidelines of doorway usage.

  1. Stay on the right. The right. Not the left. I don't care if Susan just opened the left one it is irrelevant to you and your passage. Stay on the fucking right!
  2. Don't pull open handicapped doors - there's a reason why they're so damn heavy, there's a machine attached to it. And you opening it without using the button fucks up the damn motor. This one is a bit more obscure so I'll forgive this one.
  3. Move with a purpose. Don't all of a sudden stop in a doorway because I will ever so kindly relocate you with brute force if you're in my way.
This has been a public service announcement. :D!

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