I know way too many people here right now that I didn't know last year, who the fuck are y'all? I swear it feels like the last few nights we've been everywhere and back but I just can't remember it all. What am I doing, what am I doing? Oh yeah that's right, I'm doing me.

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02 March 2011 // you're not fashionable, you're fake.
I see way too many people who aren't athletes nor do anything athletic in their lives wearing Under Armour. Does that even make sense? Apparently people think it's a fashion statement to wear Under Armour even if they have no real use for it.

Let me explain something, Under Armour is expensive yes. People like to buy things that are expensive because it helps them cure their low self esteem, yes. But Under Armour isn't like Hollister or American Eagle, kids - it's expensive for a goddamn reason!

It was built for performance, not for casual wear. If you're wearing Under Armour for no reason other than to have the little symbol on your hip or chest then you look damn foolish!

In short you have absolutely no business wearing Under Armour if you qualify for any of the following:

  • You're fat.
  • You're not an athlete
  • You don't work out on a regular basis (multiple times a week!)
  • You don't work out in strenuous ways
  • You can only afford one Under Armour item
  • The only place you walk is between class and your apartment
  • You're eating at Chic Fil A right after going to the gym
  • You get emotionally stressed thinking about working out
Keep all of this in mind whenever you see some random bimbo or douche sporting UA for NO reason on campus guys. Oh, and btw Under Armour is coming to visit our campus!

They're working with us for the Wearable Computing class, how exciting ;) They'll probably talk about their shirts that monitor all the vital signs of an athlete *drools* I want oneee. Must be mad expensive though. Maybe if I bitch and moan enough I'll get one for free. >:D



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